BSI NATIONAL CONVENTION

[Alexander Stuart]

Contrary to rampant rumors, BSI will NOT hold it's first national convention in Death Valley, CA on August, Friday 13th, 2010.  Free ice cold beer and hot hot dogs will NOT be served at this non-event.
Admission to this non-event is FREE.  Watch this space for future announcements of additional BSI non-events.  Please tell your friends.  We don't want any songwriters to die of thirst on the sands of Death Valley.  Better to die of hunger on the sidewalks of Music Row.

[Moker Jarrett]

I'm a BS and I've been wondering about this BSI. So far it sounds like alot of BS to me. Do you have anymore BS to add to the BSI post? see you on the sidewalks :)

[Alexander Stuart]

You may have BSI confused with some of the other writer groups. They charge dues. They charge for events. They promise results. They seldom deliver.

BSI doesn't charge dues. BSI doesn't have events. BSI doesn't promise anything. BSI never delivers.

Sorry you choose to characterize BSI in a way that perhaps should be applied to the other groups.

On the other hand, if your comment was meant to be humorous, please consider joining BSI.
We could use another president of BSI (in your immediate area).